SKYPE ENCOUNTERS

i had the UBERLY WEIRDEST experience awhile ago... well, not really that uber - OA lang jud, pasensya.

anyway, here's what happened:

at around 9 pm, my unit in e-prime (the net cafe where paul is working..yihee.) dili bitaw, the net cafe where i am working was shockingly shut down with no apparent reason leaving all my accounts na nakatiwangwang including ym, skype, facebook and rarejob account. so, i have to transfer to another unit.

the series of unfortunate events happened when i first transferred to unit number 9 which has some microphone disorder (i.e feedback and mute). then, the girl who was incharge then transferred me to unit number 19 which also has some microphone disorder (i.e feedback and mute).

then, i suddenly heard paul's voice (angels singing HALLELUJAH!) and suggested to restart my unit on 19 but with no use (ga feedback jampong siya) then again suggested to transfer me on unit number 1 (which has no skype, thank you!) and panic mode is starting to climb on me. thank goodness at may nag log-out on my favorite unit which unit number 24 - which is the computer i am using now. we had a little conversation ni paul (but tomorrow na yan na story :) )

so, i continued my class. however, i was shocked when i was suddenly added sa conference sa skype (i left the chat due to sime irrelevant depression). then, maan, my uber friend started asking why i left. we are in the middle of the conversation when suddenly, someone just popped out and joined our conversation!

i was starting to freak out. i was shocked that while i was answering maan's queries, someone is also replying from my own account! (PAGKA GAGU NLNG JUD!) so, i was explaining to maan what happened and then, the person is still joining the conversation...

eventually, the person using my account got out of his mental retardation state and revealed that he was just playing with my account. pagkagagu na lang jud niya oi! so, after the class, i went back to unit number 19 and checked it out.

thank goodness i found out that he was really using my skype account when i saw maan's picture! hay na lang..so i told him, PKI LOG-OUT. the nerve! he asked if IMUHA NI? so i said..
o, PKI LOG-OUT. then, he just smiled.

what a stupid experience! so, for the evidence, here's the list of messages maan and i exchanged:
MAAN'S SKYPE ACCOUNT:
[5/5/2009 10:16:35 PM] RareJob: Maan says: ngano ka nagleave sa conference george?
[5/5/2009 10:16:49 PM] RareJob: George says: NA DEPRESS KO GNHA
[5/5/2009 10:16:50 PM] RareJob: George says: HEHEHE
[5/5/2009 10:17:08 PM] RareJob: Maan says: as in? balik ka? ngano man?
[5/5/2009 10:17:14 PM] RareJob: George says: PERO OKI NKO
[5/5/2009 10:17:23 PM] RareJob: George says: ISA RA AKONG STUDENT GNHA
[5/5/2009 10:17:24 PM] RareJob: George says: gano ba
[5/5/2009 10:17:25 PM] RareJob: George says: HEHEHE
[5/5/2009 10:17:30 PM] RareJob: Maan says: wtf
[5/5/2009 10:17:33 PM] RareJob: George says: HAHAHA
[5/5/2009 10:17:34 PM] RareJob: George says: eh ngayon>?
[5/5/2009 10:17:37 PM] RareJob: Maan says: balik ka conference?
[5/5/2009 10:17:49 PM] RareJob: Maan says: naunsa ka useless ba sa sanction-ing
[5/5/2009 10:17:54 PM] RareJob: George says: wala lng trip ko lng ^_^ jejeje
[5/5/2009 10:18:01 PM] RareJob: George says: jejejej
[5/5/2009 10:18:09 PM] RareJob: Maan says: |-(
[5/5/2009 10:18:18 PM] RareJob: George says: (clap)
[5/5/2009 10:18:26 PM] RareJob: George says: MAAN
[5/5/2009 10:18:35 PM] RareJob: Maan says: o
[5/5/2009 10:18:49 PM] RareJob: George says: ?
[5/5/2009 10:18:54 PM] RareJob: George says: WAIT LNG.
[5/5/2009 10:18:58 PM] RareJob: George says: NAA KO IINGON LATER
[5/5/2009 10:19:04 PM] RareJob: George says: SBS MAN GUD KO NOW.
[5/5/2009 10:19:06 PM] RareJob: George says: huh... anu un?
[5/5/2009 10:19:10 PM] RareJob: Maan says: aw
[5/5/2009 10:19:12 PM] RareJob: George says: pwede ngaun na?
[5/5/2009 10:19:17 PM] RareJob: Maan says: UNSA?
[5/5/2009 10:19:35 PM] RareJob: Maan says: add tika conference ha, libog man gud
[5/5/2009 10:19:35 PM] RareJob: George says: unsa man ingon nmo/.
[5/5/2009 10:19:45 PM] RareJob: George says: kkk
[5/5/2009 10:25:50 PM] RareJob: George says: i just want to know ds site
[5/5/2009 10:25:53 PM] RareJob: George says: jejejej
[5/5/2009 10:26:01 PM] RareJob: Maan says: na nalipay ka???
[5/5/2009 10:26:13 PM] RareJob: George says: GAGU MAN DIAY KA..
[5/5/2009 10:28:13 PM] RareJob: George says: OKAY GOTCHA!
[5/5/2009 10:28:18 PM] RareJob: Maan says: ANO?
[5/5/2009 10:28:18 PM] RareJob: George says: DISTORYA NA NAKO!
[5/5/2009 10:28:21 PM] RareJob: George says: LECHE!
[5/5/2009 10:28:26 PM] RareJob: George says: PAKIADD KO BLIK MAN BI
[5/5/2009 10:28:28 PM] RareJob: Maan says: NAKITA NIMO??
[5/5/2009 10:28:31 PM] RareJob: Maan says: CGE WAIT
[5/5/2009 10:28:52 PM] RareJob: George says: UU LALAKI
[5/5/2009 10:29:03 PM] RareJob: George says: PAGKA GAGU NLNG NIA!
[5/5/2009 10:29:13 PM] RareJob: George says: ANA PXA IMUHA NI NA ACCOUNT?
[5/5/2009 10:29:25 PM] RareJob: Maan says: SA CONFERENCE REPLY KE LIBOG

SA CONFERENCE:
[5/5/2009 10:19:51 PM] *** RareJob: Maan added RareJob: George to this chat
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[5/5/2009 10:20:04 PM] RareJob: Maan says: nalibog ko sa imu george, UNSA?
[5/5/2009 10:20:28 PM] RareJob: George says: WAIT LNG
[5/5/2009 10:20:30 PM] RareJob: George says: y man>?
[5/5/2009 10:20:58 PM] RareJob: George says: 2
[5/5/2009 10:21:00 PM] RareJob: George says: ???
[5/5/2009 10:21:06 PM] RareJob: Maan says: omg unsa?
[5/5/2009 10:21:17 PM] RareJob: Perper says: ana ka crisis karun
[5/5/2009 10:21:26 PM] RareJob: George says: oo nga
[5/5/2009 10:21:29 PM] RareJob: Maan says: [10:21:30 PM] RareJob: George says: (clap)
[10:21:39 PM] RareJob: George says: MAAN
[10:21:48 PM] RareJob: Maan says: o
[10:22:02 PM] RareJob: George says: ?
[10:22:06 PM] RareJob: George says: WAIT LNG.
[10:22:10 PM] RareJob: George says: NAA KO IINGON LATER
[10:22:16 PM] RareJob: George says: SBS MAN GUD KO NOW.
[10:22:18 PM] RareJob: George says: huh... anu un?
[10:22:23 PM] RareJob: Maan says: aw
[10:22:24 PM] RareJob: George says: pwede ngaun na?
[10:22:29 PM] RareJob: Maan says: UNSA?
[10:22:47 PM] RareJob: George says: unsa man ingon nmo/.
[10:22:47 PM] RareJob: Maan says: add tika conference ha, libog man gud
[10:22:58 PM] RareJob: George says: kkk
[5/5/2009 10:21:41 PM] RareJob: Maan says: hay kasakit sa akung tiil
[5/5/2009 10:21:48 PM] RareJob: George says: WAIT LNG
[5/5/2009 10:21:53 PM] RareJob: George says: ngek ngano man?
[5/5/2009 10:21:58 PM] RareJob: George says: naunsa man d i na?
[5/5/2009 10:22:12 PM] RareJob: Maan says: tapos ngano ginaask ko nimu kung UNSA AKUNG IINGON?
[5/5/2009 10:22:16 PM] RareJob: George says: MAAN ANG ALL CAPS ANG SABTA
[5/5/2009 10:22:18 PM] RareJob: Maan says: WALA GUD KOY IINGON
[5/5/2009 10:22:24 PM] RareJob: George says: DLI AKO ANG NAGA REPLY SA DLI ALL CAPS
[5/5/2009 10:22:26 PM] RareJob: George says: huh
[5/5/2009 10:22:30 PM] RareJob: George says: tarong ba
[5/5/2009 10:22:33 PM] RareJob: George says: MAAN
[5/5/2009 10:22:45 PM] RareJob: George says: sa man?
[5/5/2009 10:22:46 PM] RareJob: George says: WLA KO NAGATYP UG DLI ALL CAPS REMEMBER??
[5/5/2009 10:22:53 PM] RareJob: Maan says: GEORGE UNSA MAN DIAY NA???
[5/5/2009 10:22:56 PM] RareJob: George says: AMBOT
[5/5/2009 10:23:06 PM] RareJob: Maan says: DILI IKAW NAGTYPE ANA???!!!
[5/5/2009 10:23:07 PM] RareJob: Maan says: TARONG BA!
[5/5/2009 10:23:12 PM] RareJob: George says: DLI
[5/5/2009 10:23:17 PM] RareJob: George says: huh?
[5/5/2009 10:23:23 PM] RareJob: George says: ANG ALL CAPS GNI ANG AKUANG GINATYP
[5/5/2009 10:23:32 PM] RareJob: George says: MAN
[5/5/2009 10:23:36 PM] RareJob: George says: ah ganun ba
[5/5/2009 10:23:38 PM] RareJob: Maan says: GEORGE!
[5/5/2009 10:23:38 PM] RareJob: George says: I'M FREAKING OUT!
[5/5/2009 10:23:40 PM] RareJob: Maan says: PUTA!
[5/5/2009 10:23:42 PM] RareJob: Maan says: GAGO!
[5/5/2009 10:23:44 PM] RareJob: George says: MAN HELP
[5/5/2009 10:23:46 PM] RareJob: George says: ??
[5/5/2009 10:23:48 PM] RareJob: Maan says: GEORGE AYAW KO JAMMINGA!
[5/5/2009 10:23:54 PM] RareJob: Maan says: ALANGAN GI-EDIT NAKO NA?
[5/5/2009 10:23:54 PM] RareJob: George says: GAGA MAN DIAY KA!
[5/5/2009 10:24:03 PM] RareJob: Maan says: GEORGE BA!!!!!
[5/5/2009 10:24:03 PM] RareJob: George says: KANUS-A BAKO NGTYP UG DLI ALL CAPS!
[5/5/2009 10:24:07 PM] RareJob: George says: how can i help u?
[5/5/2009 10:24:09 PM] RareJob: Maan says: GEORGE!!!!!!1
[5/5/2009 10:24:16 PM] RareJob: Maan says: UNSANG HOW CAN I HELP[ YOU???
[5/5/2009 10:24:22 PM] RareJob: George says: MAAN WLA KO KBLO..
[5/5/2009 10:24:25 PM] RareJob: Maan says: GAGO AKO RA ISA DIRI!!!!!
[5/5/2009 10:24:27 PM] RareJob: Maan says: LITSE!!!!!!!!
[5/5/2009 10:24:34 PM] RareJob: George says: ?
[5/5/2009 10:24:40 PM] RareJob: Maan says: (inhale, exhale) GEORGE, TARONG?
[5/5/2009 10:24:44 PM] RareJob: Maan says: SERYOSO?
[5/5/2009 10:24:50 PM] RareJob: George says: MAAN
[5/5/2009 10:24:54 PM] RareJob: George says: NAHADLOK NKO\
[5/5/2009 10:24:55 PM] RareJob: Maan says: GEORGE
[5/5/2009 10:24:55 PM] RareJob: George says: sure im not george
[5/5/2009 10:25:00 PM] RareJob: George says: MAN
[5/5/2009 10:25:02 PM] RareJob: Maan says: GI-HACK IMUNG ACCOUNT!
[5/5/2009 10:25:03 PM] RareJob: George says: nop
[5/5/2009 10:25:07 PM] RareJob: Maan says: LETSUGAS PATATAS
[5/5/2009 10:25:07 PM] RareJob: George says: MAN
[5/5/2009 10:25:11 PM] RareJob: George says: wala man
[5/5/2009 10:25:13 PM] RareJob: Maan says: WHATEVER HACKER!
[5/5/2009 10:25:20 PM] RareJob: George says: KINS MAN DIAY KA???
[5/5/2009 10:25:23 PM] RareJob: George says: nakalimotan lng nyang g.log-out
[5/5/2009 10:25:24 PM] RareJob: George says: LECHE!
[5/5/2009 10:25:29 PM] RareJob: George says: sorry
[5/5/2009 10:25:31 PM] RareJob: Maan says: EH DI I-LOGOUT MO!
[5/5/2009 10:25:32 PM] RareJob: George says: EDI ILOG-OUT!
[5/5/2009 10:25:38 PM] RareJob: George says: PAKYOOOOOO NMU!
[5/5/2009 10:25:38 PM] RareJob: Maan says: DUH, ETIQUETTE???
[5/5/2009 10:25:43 PM] RareJob: Maan says: FUCK YOU!
[5/5/2009 10:26:05 PM] RareJob: George says: aw
[5/5/2009 10:26:21 PM] RareJob: George says: fuck to little ash hole
[5/5/2009 10:26:25 PM] RareJob: Maan says: i-logout na pls,
[5/5/2009 10:26:28 PM] RareJob: Maan says: ASH HOLE???
[5/5/2009 10:26:33 PM] RareJob: Maan says: WAH PAGTARONG UI!!!!
[5/5/2009 10:26:38 PM] RareJob: Maan says: SIGARILYO???
[5/5/2009 10:26:41 PM] RareJob: Maan says: :D

MORE...
[5/5/2009 10:27:58 PM] *** RareJob: George left this chat
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[5/5/2009 10:28:42 PM] *** RareJob: Maan added RareJob: George to this chat
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[5/5/2009 10:28:49 PM] RareJob: Maan says: GEORGE I-CHANGE IMU PW
[5/5/2009 10:29:11 PM] RareJob: Maan says: TAS UNSA IMUNG INGON?
[5/5/2009 10:29:14 PM] RareJob: Maan says: MAAU WA KAY KLAC
[5/5/2009 10:29:24 PM] RareJob: George says: NAA GNHA
[5/5/2009 10:29:34 PM] RareJob: Maan says: PAGKA-GAGO
[5/5/2009 10:29:47 PM] RareJob: Maan says: nag feeling freakout pa ta litse
[5/5/2009 10:29:51 PM] RareJob: George says: ANA KO PKI LOG-OUT BI
[5/5/2009 10:29:55 PM] RareJob: George says: ANA XA IMUHA NI..
[5/5/2009 10:29:58 PM] RareJob: George says: ANA KO OO.
[5/5/2009 10:30:02 PM] RareJob: Perper says: tinuod na xa?
[5/5/2009 10:30:05 PM] RareJob: George says: NINGISI RA ANG ANIMAL!
[5/5/2009 10:30:11 PM] RareJob: Maan says: YES PER!
[5/5/2009 10:30:13 PM] RareJob: George says: UU PER
[5/5/2009 10:30:16 PM] RareJob: Perper says: wird
[5/5/2009 10:30:17 PM] RareJob: George says: PRAMIS!
[5/5/2009 10:30:23 PM] RareJob: Maan says: NAGPANIC KO!
[5/5/2009 10:30:25 PM] RareJob: Maan says: SHET
[5/5/2009 10:30:28 PM] RareJob: George says: AKO SAD!
[5/5/2009 10:30:33 PM] RareJob: Perper says: pde diay ma gamit imong acct maski naka open
[5/5/2009 10:30:38 PM] RareJob: Perper says: ?
[5/5/2009 10:30:45 PM] RareJob: Maan says: ambot ginalogout nimo na george diba?
[5/5/2009 10:30:50 PM] RareJob: George says: UU.
[5/5/2009 10:30:51 PM] RareJob: Maan says: pero always gud ka ol
[5/5/2009 10:30:57 PM] RareJob: George says: NAGBALHIN MAN GUD KO UG UNIT..
[5/5/2009 10:31:11 PM] RareJob: Maan says: tsk3, lipay kaau xa
[5/5/2009 10:31:21 PM] RareJob: George says: GNI MAN
[5/5/2009 10:31:25 PM] RareJob: George says: NGISI XA..
[5/5/2009 10:31:29 PM] RareJob: George says: LINTI!

at jan po nagtatapos...MGA HILABTANON!

-fin-