BLOOPERS.

so before i bid goodbye, i would like to announce to everyone that i am working here. indeed, i am working in this not-so-rare-kind-of-job anymore - if you know what i mean. but, can you blame me? i need some dough bro! (char, rhyming...)

so, this job isn't as challenging as what you think it is. i guess that's the reason why most students in UP start applying for this job. aside from the fact that you just have to sit for quite a few hours, make some CHAR-CHAR with you students, write some tutoring notes like you really mean everything you say, it also is full of hilarious moments.

actually, marami ng awkward at funny moments dito sa rarejob which starts from students to tutors to tutor notes. at dahil gusto kong malaman ng buong mundo kung gaano kasaya at ka-stressful ang trabahong 'to...eto yung mga instances na hinding-hindi mo malilimutan at worthy namang balikan especially pag wala kang ginagawa.

INSTANCE NUMBER 1:

TUTOR: hello good evening! how are you?
STUDENT: i would like to continue with my SBS lesson page
TUTOR: oh, okay no problem.

SPAM: lahat ng rarejobber guilty sa mga ganitong moments. especially pag nasa mood ka na makipag kumustahan sa student mo. pero dahil filing ng student mo eh magchichika-chika lang kayo for 5 minutes, kaya siguro automatic na ang reply na yan.

INSTANCE NUMBER 2: (while having rarejob material or SBS)

TUTOR: okay, let's proceed to number... what do you think is the answer?
*thinking time dahil hindi rin alam ang answer*
STUDENT: i think it is
TUTOR: hmmm.are you sure?*thinking time ulit*
STUDENT: yes.
TUTOR: oh very good! i'm just trying to test you if you are sure of the answer.

SPAM: walang tatalo sa palusot na yan! yan ang mga moments na 2 minutes before the time nagpapareserve ang student kaya hindi pa nabasa ang tutoring notes at nareview ang activity. pero nagwowork rin naman ang mga rasong ito. just be careful not to use it most of the time dahil baka sa goodbye na sa loyal students mo.

INSTANCE NUMBER 3:

TUTOR: so, do you have any questions with the article?
STUDENT: yes. i don't know the meaning of
TUTOR: oh, okay..so means *mabilisang paghahanap sa dictionary.com* hmm, it is like...*loading ang page* i'm trying to give you the easiest meaning..hmmm, *yes,open na ang page!* okay! so it is like

SPAM: minsan nakakapanic ang moment na ito. to tell you the truth, alam naman talaga ng tutor ang mining eh - hindi lang niya alam paano iexplain *wink*


more to come :)